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Chris is getting a little too excited during the game!

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Lark Says

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to yank on your ears?

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Dil, Ine, Chris, and Kraal sit in front of the TV. Kraal is looking down sadly at his bowl which only has one chip left. Chris smiles while pointing at the TV and nudges Ine and says, "Ha! First quarter and the Coyotes are already licking their wounds," to which Ine smiles uneasily.

Then the TV announcer says "He passes to-- Coyotes intercept! Heath takes it to the 30... the 20... 10...!" Ine says, "Oof... That's not good." Chris says, "What? They got lucky. We're still leading." Meanwhile, Kraal eats the last chip.

Then Kraal leans in and says, "Ouch! That looked painful..." and Chris yells at the TV, "Get up Charles! He weighs like, one-tenth what you do!" as Dil grimaces at him.

Then we see a closeup of Chris face as he continues yelling angrily, "West, why'd you let him through?! That should have been an easy tackle! And what's the flag for? Get your glasses checked ref! Holding?! No, no, no!! We can't afford a penalty now!!"

The TV announcer says, "Five yard penalty. Automatic first down," and Dil says, "Well, at least one of my teams is winning." Ine and Kraal lean away from Chris on the couch as he yanks on his ears in frustration and growls, "GARRRRR!!!!"

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God is an artist, and He paints with many colors. 🎨 We are better together. Featuring Ine with a crocodile skink, Chris with a black lab, Mally with a red-winged black bird, and June with an orca. (A thread… 🧵 1/7)

J. Lark, comic bird (@jlarkstories.com) 2025-05-24T15:43:55.826Z

Final word

I hope the story brightens your day every week. Thanks for taking the time to read! See you on the next one!

Sincerely,
-Lark

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